Jake: This is my ex-girlfriend, Amy.
Amy: You’ve got to stop introducing me like that.
Amy: I’m his wife.
the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge
this problem isn’t that men “misread” signals (and even verbal statements), it’s that men are unwilling to accept what’s being communicated, because it’d mean they won’t get what they want–and they value getting what they want more than they value their partner’s comfort, safety, and desires. this is a matter of will and values masquerading as a matter of knowledge and communication. men’s “confusion” is their justification for continuing with what they want to do (and society will accept it too!), so there’s always a motivation to be “confused.” that’s the problem.
no no dude listen.. being the friend IS the benefit
The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too they have no idea what the context is, they’re just always ready to party no matter what
[1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid…….
t’anks boss
Concept: it is the year 2018 and you are no longer depressed. Your skin is clear and you are full of life and love. You’ve found your purpose on Earth.